Take me to your Leader

We have a new SCUMM member

Phil Harper form Kings Point

 Hey Eric Its great to check out all the pics and videos you guys are putting out. Hopefuly my membership is accepted and you’ll allow me to share some waves with you guys. I’m generally around most weekends, and even keener now with the MT5, sliding while my knee gets better, and beyond. Keen to catch up Philys     South Coast Unashamed Mat Men S. C. U. M. M. Lifetime Membership Application: Matman Details: Nickname? ________PHILYS_____________________ Vintage? _____58____ Where do ya hang out? ______________KINGS POINT__________________ How do we get hold of ya ? ___________0408 231 299_______________________ Cyber space details? ____________surf.assault@bigpond.com_____________________________ Membership Fees, Each Matdude $ 500.00 ONO

Fee Covers: Coffees at Cuddie shop Wax and Zinc Bail money ALL MONEY GOES DIRECTLY INTO THE CLUB SLUSH FUND

If we give you the OK to join us, you are NOT bound by any moral or civilised code of conduct and are completely at the mercy of the original club founding members: Adam “Waka” Williams ; Eric Da Bolt alias “Matman” ; Paul “Oily” Newman NOTE Special Conditions: 1/ You will happily accept anything we want to throw at you. NO moans, groans or whining will be listened to. We hold NO responsibility to assess your ability and you are totally on your own the moment you hit the water. Rescues will only be considered in life threatening situations. An additional cost of $100.00 is payable immediately you exit from the surf alive or not. 2/ All photographs and video footage can be leaked to any web site or newspaper. The more exposure we get the better. Any X rated videos, incriminating photographs or emails must be first shown to our stabilising member Paul “Oily” Newman for his approval. Otherwise it will result in being publicly humiliated by unexpected dacking and wedging. Medical Conditions Totally your problem, we do NOT have any medical facilities available. If you are a regular user of “recreational” drugs such as, bush buds or booze you will be expected to share them with founding members. Failure to do so will result in immediate confiscation and public humiliation. Unacceptable medical conditions ; Aids, Hepo, Syphilis, Small Pox ....................................................................................................................................................................................Acceptable medical conditions ; Flatulence, Herpes, Mild Insanity or Stupidity .................................................................................................................................................................................... I …………………………………..(The applicant ) give my OK for the founding members to administer any homemade remedy for above, including public humiliation. It is also accepted that it is at the discretion of the founding members IF mouth to mouth resuscitation will be performed. An additional cost of $ 100.00 is payable immediately breathing re-starts.
Code of Misconduct 1. All dudes will demonstrate a total lack of professional attitude when representing S C U M M (South Coast Unashamed Mat Men). Members are permitted to act with total immunity for all bad behaviour and obnoxious performances. Flashing your private parts is quite O. K. 2. Humorous, insulting & abusive language also discrimination towards tourists will BE expected and tolerated. If any wimpy behaviour or criticism is noted an immediate $ 100.00 fine will apply plus public humiliation. 3. Members are free to display or distribute naked or semi clad pictures of women 16 – 60 years. Fat and or ugly chicks are excluded, unless they are family members. 4. When changing in public let it all hang out, let everyone see what you have, it pays to advertise. 5. Alcohol or recreational drug use is OK, as long as everyone gets to share. We are NOT drug fiends. 6. Members do not have to respect the rights, dignity or privacy of any other club member, except the founding members. A $100 Fine and public humiliation will be applied if this is discovered. 7. All members are expected to have fun, laugh at founding member’s jokes or witty comments and to mercilessly burn kooks and other surfers who do not ride mats. I AGREE TO THE ABOVE 'CODE OF MISCONDUCT' S C U M M Revelling in Stupidity since 2011 Mat Name: ___________________________MT5____________________________ Your Mark: ______________________x_________________________________   Welcome aboard Phil!!  

A few waves from the last few days

 

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some video below shot via my helmet camera